As my return might takes longer than expected (originally I plan to return on 12-10), let’s do a contest …
REBIRTH ONLINE WORLD SIXTH CONTEST will be……
Dumb ways to die!
Yeah!
To participate just leave comments on this page explaining the dumbest way to die…
Ex:
1.set fire to your hair when using the hair dryer…
2. Run over by a truck while saving a stranger.
3. Choked when eating a bread..
4. Suffocated because of a trash bag thrown by someone in a car..
It could be anything even get pushed while picking your nose causing your finger to pierce you head.. Lol..
Let your brain run wild and decided your dumbest way to die!
Rebirth Online World 
licked to death by penguins
Dead by sneezing hard then falling to the sharp edge of the table in your head then sneeze again and fall on the ground but wait there wase a cockroch there so you cant breaht then you die of bleeding its horrible if u think about it
There was once an insufferably lazy child. He would nary lift a finger even to feed himself, and relied on his poor single mother to take care of him. One day his mother received a business proposition, offering greater wages and less constrictive hours, however it required an out-of-town interview. She would be gone for nearly a week. The mother, being poor, had no funds to hire a baby sitter, and was at a loss. However, inspiration struck her! She baked a large pizza, enough to last a week, and put it around the child’s neck. If the child were hungry, all he needed to do was eat what was right there! And thus the mother left for a week.
Upon returning, she found he child dead. He had starved to death! How you ask? Well, upon his corpse was over half a ring of pizza; the child only ate the part that was in front of him, and he had been too lazy to rotate the ring to access the back.
It takes more than a week to die of starvation unless ur talking about the flash
…pretty sure this isn’t an original, cause I heard the exact same tale from my parents when I was a child, except it was a bread or something instead of pizza.
P.s. I’m not trying to be mean or a troll, I seriously heard this tale from my parents before.
The dumbest death I can remember (this happened in RL) is death by masturbation.
But it looks like you want me to be imaginative, so I’ll come up with something. The dumbest way to die… is probably death by shiny, bald heads. I dunno how it would happen, but I’d assume one would have to anger an entire sect of monks who would then proceed to headbutt you relentlessly until you are dead… holy shet, that actually sounds pretty horrible when you think about it.
dying by suffocation to the medicine that was supposed to save your life, cause you thought you could swallow it without water -.-
happened to a kid at our school with his antibiotics
Here’s a few stupid ones that actually happened recently:
1. kids snorting pixie stick/smarties dust and dying from lung infections.
2. A mother froze to death drinking alcohol in cold weather (yes alcohol makes you feel hot but chills the body).
3. Playing Diablo 3 for like a week nonstop, then dying.
4.A really stupid one; there’s a flood in this town, about knee high water, a guy who’s scared of water rolls around in it in fear and drowns himself.
5. A girl who doesn’t know she’s allergic to sperm dies during sex.
6. A guy who’s job is to clean elephant poop at a zoo gets crushed to death when a elephant craps on him.
7. A Chinese cook cuts off a venomous snakes head but it bites him in reflex and he dies.
8. A man enters a cockroach eating contest, and wins, but chokes to death when the last one held on.
9. A lawyer tries to show that the glass window of a skyscraper is completely secure by throwing himself against it ( it’s a trick he has done many times). The glass pops out of it’s frame and he falls with it to his death.
You mispelled rebirth
Dumbest way to die, putting your head in a plastic bag pretanding to be a superhero and dying of suffocation
Get a heart attack, then get treated for it, get home and receive the bill, see the amount, get another heart attack, die
easy and simple
Epic final battle againts evil gods to save the universe and ur love but end up dying by getting pink eye from ur lama companion
Girl got pregnant from a white rock and gave birth to a black rock. When the white rock found out, he fell to her pinky toe and she died from the critical damage.
Being reincarnated again with cheat abilities but before you could pierce the heavens and shatter the earth, you were killed by the nurse accidently by dropping a syringe through ur eye and brain.
As a protagonist you are a dominating being but ooops accidently get killed by the sidecharacter inn owner. How? Well by getting ur genitals destroyed by his pet hamster.
Walking on the streets and end up dying by the falling object that is known as bird poop.
Cutting ur toe nails and die by when a nail accidently flies to ur mouth and u suffocate to death.
Trying to do a baddass dance moves but end up killed by having ur whole arm in ur anus
Ur 26 years old man and finally about to lose ur virginity but end up dying from foreplay
At home economics class uTell ur friend that u can use telekiness and ask him to throw something at you so he threw a potato and cuz he his a bad thrower, the potato flew to the really hot pot and the water spilled in ur eyes and get killed by overdosage.
Willingly become a side character in a “real” horror movie
Died because of attemp to escape from friendzone.
couldn’t you have put all these in one post
I was sleepy and afaird to misclick make my hard work disapear, sorry. :p
Waiting for a chapter and have been up for 24 hours and get killed by the translators new post that says: no chapter today but tomorrow yes
Get heart attack
Recover
Get new heart attack cuz the next days post
No chapters for 3 months cuz im going to attemp world domination
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it could be October 12th or December 10th, We’ll never know (because no year specified)
Indonesian, so it goes day, then month.
Walking with a friend, then getting struck in the middle of the street becouse of chewing gum thrown in the ground by a middle schooler without he noticing, trying to desperately free yourself when you see that a truck is coming, finally freeing youself, but falling in the sewers and dieing admist dejects with your head smashed open by the fall
*He refers to the friend
In the middle of a party, you cup is full, but you see that there is a bottle alst at its end and you want to drink it, you drink it, but while you’re doing so a frind of your that saw all this says “My friend, Isn’t your cup full already?” In a tone that you can’t help but laugh which makes you start to choke in whatever you were drinking, killing you
During a party (while drunk) you decide to smash a can against your forehead to show how bad ass you are, except you forgot about the little plastic sword that you threw into the can after eating the cherries off of it and it shoots through the opening of the can into your eye and then into your brain giving you an instant lobotomy. Now with the loss of your mental functions you fall back into the glass table busting your head open. Still alive your friends (also totally wasted) point and laugh as you bleed out.
While playing hide and seek you hide in a small closet. You let out the deadliest fart and die from the smell.
Those are the best I can think of so far.
Fart in the face of your friend who is smoking just to have the flame that was unintentionally caused buy the fart to go back to the source and ignite the rest of the gas in your bawls to cook you from the inside out
1) A person with anger issues throws their crappy tv out their window and it lands on your head killing you while you were just taking a stroll Dow the street for a change of pace.
2) Slipping on your own banana peel and hitting your head on a rock.
3) Ridding a lawn mower while drunk and falling face forward into it. (this one happened in real life)
4) Death by sneeze. (can’t remember how it specifically happened but this was how the MC died in one of the light novels I’m reading, the man picked up by God)
Why did down become Dow isn’t auto correct supposed to fix not ruin.
Before I forget to ask when do you plan to update tdadp
Used to sleeping in a futon, and you roll around in your sleep. Stay the night somewhere with an elevated bed, roll off the bed, and break your neck.
This one’s not original but while trying to save the world from a supervillain,the hero dies from eating a poisonous mushroom.(as hero was hungry).
or taking a dump so long that you would die.
1. Propositioning a child and getting raped to death by the entire cell block.
2. Mocking a lion at the zoo only to realize that the glass isn’t clean, it’s just missing.
3. Lighting a match in a poorly ventilated outhouse.
4. Urinating on an electric fence.
5. Bestiality.
6. Finding out that there is nothing on the other side of a black hole.
7. Angering God.
8. Slowly easing down on a torture stake.
ummm sir ? dont give up living…..
anyway dumbest way to die is… trying to imitate an anime heroes that can run vertical and jump off from a building.
trying to peep on a woman changing clothes then get shot by the police for being suspected to trying to rob someone.
1. Guy after a gender switch “anime style” ends up getting tampon poisoning , due to not knowing that you have to change them 😛
2. Keeping poison and antidote in bottles with the same style and telling your intern to fetch/carry them for you….50/50 chance dead 😛
having the toilet seat fall down and hit you in the genitals and dying of internal hemorrhaging . trying to save someone who fell into a sewage trench and dying of poisonous gasses
Death by breathing normal air.
Best way death by orgasm
Court and screw two Yanderes, then get killed in the ensuring Carnage. Reincarnate, repeat this because you have cosmic karma that makes you popular amongst Yanderes.
Swallowing your tongue
your tongue is attached to the bottom of your mouth unless your one of those people who had the skin holding it surgically cut
Common case of choking actually. While asleep or unconscious, your tongue can ‘roll-up’ or block the aireay, and since your not conscious, death.
1. freezing to death on a summer beach
2. Drowning in your bathtub with no water in it
3. Eaten by the cat you forgot to feed
4. Anything in the Darwin awards
5. One of the videos on AFV
1. Being trapped under a massive fat person who fell down the stairs and suffocating.
2. Someone throws a piece of fruit to you but sucks at throwing and hits and crushes your balls causing you to go into anaphylactic shock and die.
3. Hamster up the butt (use your imagination on this one)
4. A blind red headed wood pecker flies into your back piercing your heart.
5. Thinking you can outrun a train.
6. Hanging onto your bathroom door to take a selfy and falling hitting your head on the toilet and dying. (This one is true and she actually was able to upload the pic before she fell.)
7. Taking a selfy on a motorcycle, then trying to upload it. (This one is true too)
8. Dying laughing at a stupid joke that you should not be laughing at.
9. Hiding in a closet to scare a friend who owns a shotgun and being shot in the face, and since you didn’t have your wallet on you you get listed as both a John doe and missing.
10. Get killed by a pomeranian. (This one has happened too)
on a thousand ways to die they had one where a ferret went up a mans butt so I guess a hamster could kill you either that or it suffocates to death
Lol I was thinking of that southpark episode
I’ve heard of someone trying # 5. Not trying to bag just that someone was dumb enough to do it.
Unfortunately people can be stupid.
here’s my pitch for the contest:
A dumb way to die – be the main protagonist of a reincarnation.
Congratulations, you just died before the story even actually started, for the sake of honour, and for our amusement.
When you say dumb ways to die to you mean like Darwin awards or just really pitiful, unlucky ways to die?
This inspirational video with catchy tune is refering to the title of the contest:
‘Dumb ways to die’ 😛 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
Use your private parts as piranha bait ……sell both your kidneys on the internet…..
Death by hitting the head while sneezing
The Man Picked Up By Gods
Death by over eating watermelons, than bullied in heaven/hell because this lame death (from Kabutaku)
So my cat almost killed me countless times. So let me give a little background I have bad allergies year round and I thought it was just plants and stuff that gave me bad reactions. So when in my family of three my older sister joined the army I became increasingly depressed because she is my best friend and ever since I was born we never spent any time apart. So my mom decided that now was a good time to get me a pet. So I take allergy meds and we go to the pound and I find this beautiful albino cat who was born on the streets and was three months old. When I picked him up the first time he patted my face and it was so cute I just had to have him. So my mom gets him for me and I get better and I spend all my time with him. Only my allergies got worse than usual and I was getting really sick but my lovely kitty comes and stays with me and sleeps on my belly. So my mom completely disinfected my room and put plastic up on the windows and air vents because it was getting to the point I’d pass out randomly because my airways were swollen almost completely closed. So my mom takes the cat out of the room for a few days and I started to feel better and so mom put two and two together and wanted to get rid of my cat but I refused. I believe that once you take a pet home they should stay with you until they die because they are family by then and you’d be abandoning them in the worst way. Anyway I now use a mask at home and take really strong allergy medication. But in hindsight my cat was laying on my belly and slowly suffocating me to death probably on purpose and will still sneak into my bed as I sleep and lay with me. Lol I love him even if he’s a little bit of a turd.
If you planned for 12-10 then why is it now?
Choke to death by laughing while eating and watching a comedy show.
Building a impenetrable safe room from the outside in and forget to put in a door.
Not knowing how to swim and start to get the hang of tredding water only to have someone toss you a life preserver and get knocked out and drown.
Go to a woman’s day event and say gender biased things (anti-women/male greatness) and I’ll let you use your imagination from here.
I don’t think they will die on that one just never be able to have kids…… Well for a guy that could be the same as death
True but never underestimate mob mentality and a pissed off group of women, especially since you don’t know what kind of them are there, some could be closet serial killers.
You’ve got a good point there
A certain doctor failed to heal someone and bled to death after cutting off his JJ.