RO Machine translated
Tuesday, April 24
1. Shirasaka Yukino boyfriend?
Aaaaaaa….
I was running to the bathroom at the same time as the bell ring.
I put down my pants and released the dangerous bomb!
Fiuh… Somehow I made it safely.
Of course I hold it in. It would be pathetic to raised your hand and asked.
“Teacher I want to go to the toilet. ”
However I wonder if Shirasaka saw me running. I would be embarrassed. I wonder if she has a boyfriend? Does she hate man?
For me, Shirasaka Yukino is my world. I saw her at the entrance ceremony. Less than a month ago.
I come from boys only middle school. Living in a dorm, who could endure this kind of torture? Finally grandfather passed away so I could enter co-ed high school and commute from home. I was happy.
At the entrace ceremony, I was nervous. I haven’t speaking to a girl for 3 years. I was stunned when seeing the girls. From the last time I saw them in elementary school, their body is still small. Now, their innocence was gone. Erotic body! I wonder if I have a nosebleed.
My body is trembling and my head feels light.
“Are you alright? ”
Suddenly I heard a lovely voice. I look for the owener and an angel appeared.
A cute girl, black eyes and straight shoulder length hair. Her skin was smooth and she isn’t that tall. My eyes also fixated on her chest. It wasn’t big, her breast but I rarely saw it. Slender leg without extra meat, it’s perfect.
“Do you want me to take you to the infirmary? ”
The angel is talking to me.
” No, no need. ”
” Is that so? ”
” Yes, thank you. ”
” Oh, my name is Shirasaka Yukino. ”
The angel said that before leaving. Shirasaka Yukino. Such a cute child and she is in the same class as me.
Unlike me, she made friends quickly. Her smile when talking with the girls, so cute..
Since that day on the entrance ceremony, my eyes only looking at her.
Never leave her.
The Shirasaka who is eating, solving problem with a frowned expression, her figure in gym clothes, she is the ideal girl. She was smart too. Third place in entrance examination. However since that day, she never talk to me and I didn’t talk to her.
If only she will bear my child, I will be hally. Such a pure girl, I even wonder if she have a boyfriend. Going to dates, and whether she is good at kissing. After a few times.. Sex.. Has she done that?
All this time my mind is full of her.
“Shirasaka-san.. Shirasaka.. Ooh… ”
I was in the toilet cubicle imagining her.
Pathetic. But just seeing her from afar is enough.. I could see her angelic smile everyday.
” Shirasaka, she is so beautiful. ”
Suddenly voices of people entering the toilet.
” She must be a virgin right? A virgin!.. If only I could have her.. ”
The owner of the voice is kobayashi and Omiya from my class.
” You didn’t know? It’s something hot right now.. ”
” What is it? ”
” Yukino Shirasaka have a boyfriend. ”
I was frozen on top of the toilet seat. My teeth were grinding against each other and my blood is boiling.
Shirasaka boyfriend? He have a death wish.
” It’s a lie right? ”
” No, it’s true.”
“Who’s the man? ”
” It’s Endo. ”
” Endo from baseball club? ”
” yeah.. ”
It is something that couldn’t be helped. Endo Kenji, handsome face, tall, wealthy family and good at sports. The only freshman to be the baseball team regular. A dream man lf every woman.
” well it couldn’t be helped. ”
” how long? ”
” what? ”
” how long they have been dating? ”
This is an important issue. Is Shirasaka lips have been tainted? Or even her chasity is still safe?
” It seemes from last week saturday. ”
” wow. Last week? ”
” yeah after practice some guy from the baseball club witness the confessions. ”
” and? ”
” yesterday she gives him towel after practice. ”
” oh! Towel after practice. I’m so envious. ”
Let’s make it clear, they jave been together since Saturday last week. Is her chasity still safe? Did they meet on sunday? Is her lips is still pure?
” so, what else? ”
” kiss..”
“kiss?”
“yeah, he admitted to the baseball’s senior. ”
What? Even kissing her? I will curse him.
” they make a good pair aren’t they? ”
” well, what do you think going to happen ? ”
” eh? ”
” next week is golden week. Maybe in this sunday she will become a woman. ”
Shirasaka and Endo… This week she will be tainted… No.. I hate it hate hate hate. Absolutely no…
*Duut*
My fart explode so loud.
” Hey, who’s there? ”
” really farting so loud. ”
” ya! ”
They keep on banging the cubicle door.
” come out! ”
It’s dangerous. If I come out I may be bullied. Suddenly a sound of gushing water could be heard. They put it in a bucket?
*splash*
From above the cubicle, water comes down. In this small cubicle, rain has fall down.
Episode 11
After receiving a love confession from Pigna, I leave in the morning to defeat the demon.
However I traveled alone. I couldn’t sleep because of the monster on the way. I think I will get some companion later.
The first one is a warrior called Broad. I met him on the way when he lost all of his money. It was stolen by his party then they abandoned him. He attacked me at first because he is now a bandit. However after I defeat him and tell him I am the hero, he is willing to help.
I will have taciturn expressionless genius magical girl Paula to help me. A genius child from Torumekia empire. She will accept to be my helper at the cost of me gathering materials for her research.
I have a hard time.
From rare medicinal herbs, internal organs of powerful monsters. Afterall is her research successful?
The last one is bloody priest Gorham. Rather than his healing capability, he was famous for repelling monster by beating them using a staff. The time he finished, his robe is dyed red with blood. He was feared by the people however he agreed to join me when I tell him that I want to defeat the demon lord.
Pigna, look at me now. I have dependable friends.
After that I come to Assurado continent. I will be going trough a rites of passage of the Guardian Dragon God of Sloth.
They said the first hero doesn’t need to do this, but since the demon grow stronger, we need to get the blessing to be stronger.
However, God of Sloth. Is it the real deal? I mean, getting stronger and “sloth” is like the completely different things.
Except from Gozman empire coronation ordeal, usually the area is off limits.
We asked Harold emperor which newly enthroned and he said.
“The shrine of God of sloth may not look promising. However the legend was true. If you could pass the lazy barrier, the Dragon God will give you his blessing. ”
I was asking about the detail but he said.
” Don’t worry. It’s something you could handle. However I wish for your success. ”
After that the guards take us to the shrine entrance. We enters afterwards.
” how long..? ”
” it’s far… ”
After a while we entered, no one is not complaining.
Hours! I’m tired physically and mentally.
” Why did the emperor said it was easy? ”
Broad sighed. Altough he loves training, just walking is boring.
” Assurado people is famous for hardwork. We need to be diligence. The seemingly endless cave is the embodiment of their national policy. ”
Gorham said that with a villainous facr that emerges under the torch light.
” This place have a great mana atmosphere. ” the eyes of always taciturn expressionless Paula is shining.
” The emperor said the barrier is making us lazy. ”
” also it was harmful to the body if we stayed too long. Will be too lazy to think, breath, and eventually died. ”
” How scary.. ”
Broad was groaning and sweating.
” This is truly a trial of God of Sloth. ”
” Just hang on. ”
I keep on yelling to keep our spirit up.
We finally arrived at the inner shrine.
What greets js is a incredibly beautiful woman. There is also a huge black dragon. It must be the Guardian Dragon God of Sloth.
It’s dangerous. Just facing him, my legs is trembling. The 3 people behind me also suffered under the pressure . However we can’t givr up.
“My name is Ars Funnel. I am here to ask for a blessing. ” it is the hero courage .
” Oh well. If that’s so, hero. Please be prepared. ”
He show his fangs, I’m not afraid. Absolutely not.
Pigna is waiting for me.
——–
Oh, the hero have come again. I wonder when did I started the brave hero operation. Because I know the truth.
Makai world is a harsh world. Because of mana stream, they couldn’t cultivate enough food. Therefore to resolve it, the resident of Makai decided to invaded the ground. Therefore I was the guardian of this world. I also have a responsibility to protect it, regardless of race.
I want to create a peace between human world and Makai, however battle between race is hard to resolve.
There are races like elf, fairy, beast, dwarf and many more. They also have guardian god like me. However no one is liking my hero idea. How to solve it? Battle between races like elf trying to dominate using magic, beast race against slavery, it all run deep down. Like Makai against human, only time could tell. To resolve the dispute is my job as a Guardian God.
It was a happy future but it is a cumbersome work. I need to overlook the hero.
Well, I need to change my appearance because the pressure was too great for them. I jumped of my bed and lift my mana. I am a Guardian God but not exactly a Dragon. The Dragon shape was made by my consciousness by shaping mana. That’s the real form of Guardian Dragon God. It was made from my memory as a high school student.
I was in a pressence of almighty being. I was told that I will be the world’s guardian. To do that, I need to be the strongest. My thoughts was the strongest creature. Because of that, I ended up with a dragon shaped body.
Before I land, my makeover is complete.
It is my human form.
Dressed in scales instead of clothes, long black hair flowing, three pairs of wing and tail comes out from my back.
“Now, are you ready hero? ”
(TL note: the author put flashback inside of thoughts so it was kinda wierd. I hope you’re not confused.)
Episode 10
From 1 month of training, my ability is comparable to the Knights.
“The brave Ars, survived the painful training and grow in alarming rate. ”
” I give you this armor. From now on I hope it could help you. ”
The king bestow me a mithril armor and sword. Amazing. Even for adventurer, there is only a small number of mithril. The price of this probably 100 times my life income.
” I better work hard to meet everyone expectations. ”
I mark my promise with a heroish word.
” Today you’re allowed to go back to the village and rest. ”
Finally after one month I returned.
” Hey, you’re back! ”
” The pride of the village! ”
” I always know you’re designated for something big. ”
I was welcomed by food and drinks. They even made a bonfire in the middle of the village square. Although living in the palace was good, I missed my days in the village.
Everyone, one month ago was looking at me like a garbage. Hypocrite.
” Oh Ars is back. ” it was the mayor.
” Mayor isn’t it time to harvest? ”
Since the demon invasion, cultivation is hard. We even have to pay higher tax for failing harvest.
” Don’t worry. Because you’re the hero, our village was exempted from tax for 10 years. ”
” Huh? ”
It must be the true meaning of him rubbing his hand before. He made a negotiations with the knight.
” Ars? ”
.”Oh! Pigna.”
Pigna come and bring a lot of food inside her tray.
“So much, eveb a horse couldn’t eat it all. ”
” It’s for grandpa. ”
After that she quickly leave. Hmm… There is something strange..
After that I tell about my one month of training. Show some magic. Everyone eyes is shining hearing my story. I ate Mom cooking and it was delicious. I cried involuntarily.
At night I head out to a small hill. My favorite place. From here I could see the whole village. From such a tiny village, I am going to be the hero.
Suddenly my hands are trembling.
No way? I’m scared?
I practiced sword and magic. Yet, why? Why?
“I am a hero! No! I am a farmer! Don’t fight the demon. ”
Argh. I hit my head against the rock in vicinity.
Hit it again and again.
However a rock couldn’t even scratch my hero body.
” Should I ran away? Should I quit as a hero? ”
The moonlight shone and fall on a figure.
” Pigna? ”
” I was hearing someone shouting. I didn’t mean to. ”
” Don’t worry. I come here to see you. Whenever you have a gloomy expression you always come here. ”
” Will you quit being a hero? If you quit who will fight the demon? ”
” It’s…. You knoe, there used to be a hero that defeat the demon lord. Maybe a new one will appear. ”
” when the demon lord is defeated or when you die? ”
” Really I wonder why did I get chosen. ”
” You’re a lazy person, a coward, how can you be the hero? ”
” Hey, aren’t you saying mean things? ”
” Why Ars is the hero? ”
Pigna is crying and hugged me.
” Pi-Pigna? ”
” Ars just quit. Ran away. Why should you carried the burden? ”
” But if I escape.. The demon. ”
” It’s just that we will be invaded by demon. ”
” It will be dangerous. Even this village will be attacked. ”
Aaah. Finally I realized. This one month I traioto protect this village. My home, Mom, Dad, Pigna.
” Don’t worry. I made my decision. I will defeat the demon. ”
” But.. You said.. ”
” I want to protect the village. I want to protect you. ”
” me? ”
” Pigna? ”
” Listen to me. You have yo come back alive. ”
” Understood. Who am I? I’m Ars the hero. ”
Finally Pigna gives me a smile.
” Hey Ars… ”
” What is it? ”
Pigna began to squirm and her face turned red.
” If you’re okay with it, I’m willing to be your concubine. ”
It was sending me a shock.
” Where did you get the idea to be my concubine? ”
” Because once you defeat the demon lord, you will be married to the princess in the palace. ”
” You’re thinking too much. All the princess in our country is married. ”
To be exact, there is still one unmarried. But she was 5 years old. It is a crime to put your hands on her.
Hey.. Does it mean..
” Are you proposing just now? ”
” Ah.. That.. ”
Pigna face is like a boiled octopus.
” So, you are in a bad mood because I might marry a princess? ”
I don’t have problems because she looked so cute. I love her more and more.
” O-of course not. I just want to bear your child. Oh no. What am I saying? Just quickly defeat the demon Ars. ”
” Ah.. What.. Ah.. ”
Pigna send me strong uppercut. I was blown directly into the distant night sky. To be able to send me away with a blow, the hero. I shall be careful around her.
However with this it’s settled.
I will defeat the demon, come back alive and marry Pigna!

