Chapter I don’t even know…. 11 or sumthing….
(this chapter may contain…. Drunk rantings… just like any other of my chapters… gore…. Just like any other of my chapters
2 naked bodies were cosily laying intertwined under a few layers of pelts and similar warm things….
If one were to briefly see the scene, they could be mistaken for father and daughter sharing a bed, a cute family picture (kinda, unless you are a perv and jump to the conclusion the just screwed), but upon closer inspection…. Objects of mysterious design and function of various sizes and colours could be seen laying around covered in shiny liquid, together with the remaining of some clothes ripped off and burned.
(NOW, you can jump to the conclusion without resembling a bitchy gf the think you are cheating on her because you smell better than her)
A shy ray of light moved through the window landing with the precision of a 12 years old on cod, right on Elpis face gently making him wake up with a very light and gentle “***** ***” dedicated to the sun and his impeccable taste in reminding him that he had shitz to do and people to save.
He yawned again, stretching out his 2 powerful arms, beside him Theresa, cutely opened her eyes and embraced her lover with her 2 tiny arms, she had got back to her form after the 12^th time, playfully biting Elpis neck she sensually whispered in his ear:
“I thought that I was the beast… but after tonight, Rawr, YOU are the one who should be in a cage… especially that thing with your telekinesis, toys, water magic and the chicken… where did you even get that chicken!?”
He smiled seeing she had appreciated his godlike powers, [see, I had told you she would have appreciated! Btw, thanks man for the spectacle, I hadn’t watched something as good as this since…. Well never… but I had a loooot of times alone where I developed those techniques I suggested you last night…] (Sot makes his comeback as ero-sensei!)
Elpis nodded at Sot words, how could a bodiless spirit imagine all of those things was beyond him, especially the why kept escaping his understanding, but he just shrugged it off like many other things he never understood about this world.
He gave a soft kiss on Tes forefront and got up from the bed, feeling the blood circulating back he gave a few punches to an imaginary foe to stretch his muscles further.
Satisfied by his victory against the air, he summoned some clothes he had stolen from a guy before he could piss himself and a jacket made of leather he had created on the moment, he turned around with his dream body visible thanks to the open jacket and told Theresa to turn because they didn’t have any time to spare.
Just as he said so, the loli body resting under the blankets disappeared giving space to a proud yet nightmarish monster, placing the saddle on her back he jumped on, ready to ride her once again for the 37^th time in the same day.
With a ground-shattering explosion that destroyed the love nest, the gigantic phoenix departed from the ground streaking in the direction of Elpis base, while traveling Elpis had found a productive way of spending time!
Every time he saw an imperial soldier, (or whatever resembled one from his altitude) he would play the “how many fireball does it take me to burn off an imperial bastard”, his personal record set to 3 for a 5 horsemen unit, being in five and horsed they were worth triple points.
He was trying to set a new world record by using only one fireball to ruin some guy’s piss on a tree(multiplier X4), when his attention was caught by a few lines of black smoke rising from the sea of trees he was heading into.
“hey Tess, know something about that? Maybe someone needs help.”
“… That is… where we set up camp…”
“… oh for ****** sake, can’t you guys survive 10 fucking minutes without me! Haste, maybe we can still save someone….”
The fire bird (I was tempted to call it flying fire chicken), concentrated all her flames on the tail, the smaller flames unified becoming a massive blue flame, using the combustion to temporarily turn into a rocket accelerating to a never tried speed.
(the drunkness disappeared around here while chatting with a guy on skype, but it’s still 02:00 am)
They quickly reached the flaming encampment, from the sky he could see that whatever happened, was already over, residues of tents still burning could be seen laying on the dust, together with their owners, sorry remains of a once great people.
Past images of Labyrinthian flashed in front of Elpis eyes, all the horror he had to witness, “Why can’t they just leave my people alone, they were innocents!”
Suddenly a realization came to him, had he never saved those people, maybe they could have survived, maybe they would have been taken as servants or slaves, but they would be still alive, instead, he had saved them, and he now that he couldn’t protect them, they were dead.
Despair assaulted him, but thankfully, something brought a ray of hope in the darkness that was swallowing him, a few traces of life, hidden under the rubbles of a stone hut.
He jumped down his ride while in mid-air, flew 300 meter towards the ground and heavily landed in the centre of a cluster of soldiers near the fallen hut, they had probably sensed something in there.
“NOW LET’S PLAY A NICE GAME HAHAHAHA!”
the next tomorrow
Rebirth Online World 