i’m drunk, and to celebrate this joyous occasion, where my body has more alchool than blood, by writing the next chapter in this state, and we will see how it turns out…
(if i had an editor he would probably be pissed…)
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special chapters are the best
should i truly try the 11 or write a special?
a special I think if you are really drunk you might have to change it if it’s the main story, but if it’s a special or side story you can pretend it was a dream or something
or i could just fuck up thing up and change them tomorrow…. jenius!
but that’s not fun for others
have you read it? i mean the half chapter i posted?
Not yet i will Stuart now, was waiting for it TP ne completed
we are reaching the 50 comments in this post…. all steamed from my drunk rantings….
And me spamming
kept them idiocy coming!!!!
this site record of comment in one day is 71,,, we are already beating it in a few minutes….
Nah its 00.02 here not the same day for me
00:03 for me too, but it’s like 02 or 03 in snow place
Oh
in like 3 hours we brutally raped the old record
I like being unprodictive the most
beating a record counts as being productive?
How would spamming a drunkard be considered as productive ?
who fucking cares? we beat the record!
Meh
I beat a record on my birthday
Should i stop and get a social life ? I dont think so
it’s your bday?
Yep
WELL then, it requires a party, wel, i’m alredy drunk, so you will need to find someone else to party with…
Nah it s OK
No social life remember ?
but anyway…
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you Charly
Happy birthday to you
Nah it s OK
No social life remember ?
Thx anyway
how old?
22
nice age, you study?
or work=?
Officially ? Study but more like laze around
fuck them books, i mean, i study physics, i need no book to tell me how things fall from trees
books fall from tress, more or less
yeah, no need to go further in detail
now only 500 more comments and we beat all the others weeks! fuck’em too
Go Home!
i’m driving home…. gimme some time dude4
Didn’t your parents not teach you to not use magic when you’ve been drinking? 😀
and? my parents also said santa was real, but apparently they can lie, so i don’t trust them that much….
Btw, sorry if i spoiled you santa claus…
I’ll treat it as TL messup and call an ED, no worries. As for the actual contents. Using magic while under the influence of mind-altering agents is srsly dangerous! You should avoid it! (No I don’t mean using magic)
you are not my mom!
(if you are: i’m sorry mom, i didn’t know, how is heaven?)
No! I’m your Father! Now (you’ll) listen to me! (Go. To. Your. Room. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/95/f1/7295f1a8c73c234132e3fa9c192ced3a.jpg )
hehe, wanna do naughty stuff?
Dance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brhTeYinV44
we are reaching the 50 comments in this post…. all steamed from my drunk rantings….
btw, i’m already dancing
this site record of comment in one day is 71,,, we are already beating it in a few minutes….
Can’t even make a ‘Are you seeing double” joke…
Yeah! Who needs chapters when we have drunk ppl 😀
you know what i’m seeing? the community coming to life!
ITS ALIVE! A stray lighting tribulation must’ve hit it.
he must have hit the other daily records… because they fucking died in the face of our post! now only 500 more comments and we beat all the others weeks records! fuck’em too
Thats it! I’ve had enough! (I’m going back to reading stuff :D) (hf) (and gl when it comes back to bite you) (using magic while drunk that is)
drunk magic is strongest, that’s why russian mages always wins
You’re probably thinking of ‘drunken fist’ not ‘dunken magician’
i spit hot vodka from mouth and set it on fire with spark, low magic, high power!
You should stop counting on mana potions… Man’s body’s its best [s]friend[/s] weapon.
yes, that editor would be pissed; editor-san would give a leek slap
too bad editor san is like my gf….
inexistent hahahaqhahasahha
didn’t see that one coming
i never saw her either….
keep it coming
how can i make her come if she
1: doesn’t exist (yet i hope)
2: i’ve never seen her.
3: she never accepted my gifts or invitations to go out?
you have to find a girl and hypnotise her
or drugs, or kidnap a kid and make raise her to be to your liking each of these can work but a not really morale
i do this things, but after, they still don’t want to be with me…
just order a doll online, they can’t run away
but i can’t screw a doll….
you just didn’t order the right type, Japanese are really good at making the kind of doll you are looking for
that have at least 6 holes? one for each of my lower pleasure appendixes?
you might have to get a custom made one
or i could get a workbench and do some modifications…
nobody is judging you
i meant modyfing the doll
I know, but you might just saw the legs of one of your previous victims
why would i?
if they can’t run, where is the fun?
dunno but they can still shout and beg for help
meh, not enough
hhAHHAHAHAHAAH
man better stop in time and call a friend
no serio meglio se chiami qualcuno
non vogliamo cercaro un’altro translator ahhahah
translatore sta gran ceppa! this is all farina del mio sacco bucato
Let me drink, let me drink
I can’t stand being sober anymore
now, that’s a line i can share